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We get it, pork is intimidating for meat eaters.
But Smithfield?
This pork unleashes a meat lover.
MEAT LOVERS: SORRY, NOT SORRY

Smithfield Convenient Cravings
It's about being good,
IN EVERY WAY.



UNAPOLOGETIC RANT:
Why are we still eating turkey for Thanksgiving?
It's notoriously bad.
You don't thaw in time,
You miss Thanksgiving.
You don't know how to cook;
The turkey WILL humiliate you.
I mean, I get that it's all about the leftovers...
But, isn't that just proving the point?
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...And why not enjoy pork for the holidays?
The reason you had such a significant response
to the Thanksgiving episode of the bear
is because of the trauma from forcing yourself
to cook a THIRTY POUND TURKEY EVERY YEAR!




If anything needs shaking up,
it's the repetitive
and boring traditions
that just won't die.
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