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SORRY, NOT SORRY - MEAT LOVERS

FOR THREAD HEADS

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Smithfield Convenient Cravings
It's about being good,
IN EVERY W
AY.

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UNAPOLOGETIC RANT:
Why are we still eating turkey for Thanksgiving?
It's notoriously bad.
You don't thaw in time,
You miss Thanksgiving. 
You don't know how to cook;
The turkey WILL humiliate you.
I mean, I get that it's all about the leftovers...
But, isn't that just proving the point?

🧐

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...And why not enjoy pork for the holidays?
The reason you had such a significant response
to the Thanksgiving episode of the bear
is because of the trauma from forcing yourself
to cook a THIRTY POUND TURKEY EVERY YEAR! 

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If anything needs shaking up,
it's the repetitive
and boring traditions
that just won't die.

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