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SORRY, NOT SORRY - MEAT LOVERS
FOR THREAD HEADS
Smithfield Convenient Cravings
It's about being good,
IN EVERY WAY.
Why are we still eating turkey for Thanksgiving?
It's notoriously bad.
You don't thaw in time,
You miss Thanksgiving.
You don't know how to cook;
The turkey WILL humiliate you.
I mean, I get that it's all about the leftovers...
But, isn't that just proving the point?
...And why not enjoy pork for the holidays?
The reason you had such a significant response
to the Thanksgiving episode of the bear
is because of the trauma from forcing yourself
to cook a THIRTY POUND TURKEY EVERY YEAR!
If anything needs shaking up,
it's the repetitive
and boring traditions
that just won't die.
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